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Oh man what horrible people! My only brother got married a few months ago and his wife and I went shopping together for my bridesmaid outfit, which she lovingly picked out and i loved. ONE hour before the wedding, I peeked out into the venue and my aunt had shown up in the EXACT same outfit just to spite us. (It was

Oh man what horrible people! My only brother got married a few months ago and his wife and I went shopping together for my bridesmaid outfit, which she lovingly picked out and i loved. ONE hour before the wedding, I peeked out into the venue and my aunt had shown up in the EXACT same outfit just to spite us. (It was

I read your whole post but your TLDR made my day. I am actually laughing out loud.

So as of tonight…

Right?! Funny thing is that i was only online every 15 minutes because he kept sending me messages so my phone was constantly buzzing. Also that he thought i was purposely annoying him by saying i was busy and then waiting for his response. He was 27! Don't think he's ever been in an adult relationship where people

LOL. I got a message on OKC last Friday and the guy seemed reasonably nice so I replied, asking about his interests. He promptly told me, then I said good night and fell asleep. Saturday morning at 7 am, get one message. Don't reply, get another in 15 minutes. Over the next few hours, I got 27 messages asking how I

Unfortunately he's one of those "too young to commit" ones so I'm being patient.

Seriously, who gives a crap? A few weeks ago I had a really bad first day of heavy bleeding and not-being-able-to-get-out-of-foetal-position cramping so I sent my bf to buy my supplies of pads/tampons and being the planet lover he is, carried the box in his hand instead of wasting a shopping bag for it. He said a

Can we just start sending bloody tampons in a crumpet to all these people. (Orange is the new black reference anyone?)

I just did the Narcissistic Personality Inventory and got a 6. My boyfriend got a 21 and snickered about it. Uh-oh.

I don't know. I'm having one of those positive days (ugh amirite?) so I'm going to say I think it could actually be a good idea when you don't want your phone taking over your life. As in at a social gathering, you can set it so that it only buzzes when the babysitter calls, eliminating those people (me) who check

Yeah I think the guard was just being a dick tbh. The police let us off with a warning and some humiliation. You can imagine two teenagers in that situation though… Shit the bed.

I definitely take the cake on this one. That time that I nearly lost my virginity. I was 16, first real boyfriend that sexy times were involved with and we'd been together a year and done almost everything except PIV sex. So this one morning he took me shopping and the youths that we were, we couldn't keep our hands

This exactly. Coupled with the click bait main image, I sure hope it helps mark sleep at night.

I live in the UK and I watched this entire interview. First off can I just applaud you (sarcastically) for really going out of your way to find an ugly photo of her. She is actually a fairly attractive girl. Secondly, coming from a history of being bullied and low self esteem, it's a show of your character to use this

North Sudan already exists!!!! Kthxbai.