And, in turn, thank you for sharing your story with us.
Somehow it was appropriate to end it on that. Don’t ask me to explain why.
They bleeped her again? For saying shite?
They bleeped her saying Fox?
Poor Oprah. She has to sit out front and look interested.
Did Get Out win nothing tonight? Fuck.
Oh, wait, the ads can get worse. There goes one for Facebook.
Wait, there’s more show? We aren’t just going to end it on Oprah? We’re gonna cut to the all-men category?
No, I’m not crying at the Oprah speech. I’m ... just ... there’s dust in my eyes.
I thought I couldn’t love Oprah anymore. Then she thanks the press. It turns out I can love Oprah even more! There is unlimited love for Oprah.
Oh my God some people are going to have to follow Oprah. You can’t follow Oprah!
IT’S OPRAH TIME!
“Is there cheese backstage.” ... a very important question.
Well, that was uncomfortable. I really, really hope Kirk Douglas wanted to be up there.
Oh shit, Lauren Dern shouting out restorative justice.
Shirley MacLaine: Another woman who I hope tells us every horrible thing a man in Hollywood has told her before she dies.
Oh hey, the Olympics are coming up so we all get to brace for sports outlets briefly caring about women’s sports. Thanks for the reminder NBC!
Keith, go off script and just talk about how lucky you are to be married to Nicole. That’s my note.
Hey, what if he just let Nicole talk again!
This is what will get more stories about DV told. Men realizing they can win awards for playing abusers. Ugh.