I was in coma for two weeks last winter and the nicest thing about it was that I never once thought of the Bills

As a Patriots fan, I’ve made the road trip to the building formerly known as The Ralph, a few times, thanks to having a good friend whose college roommate lives in Buffalo, and would put us up at his house. First game I went to was a game where the Patriots killed Buffalo. In the tailgate pregame there was a guy…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Mark my words: The Cleveland Browns will win the Super Bowl before the Lions win another playoff game.

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

Dude. That girl in the header image isn’t wearing that look because it’s “comfortable.” Just, stop with that nonsense right now.

This is how I always end up watching hours of Tractor Simulator 2019.

So. Like. Let’s be real. Online harassment isn’t okay. That’s a fact. Name calling isn’t okay either. Calling a woman a slut because she wears low cut tops is just dumb.

Didn’t get a chance to email in my feelings about my krewe, so here’s my take.

Damn straight he ain’t Brady. Jimmy G won’t sniff Brady’s jock until he wifey ups one of Leo’s former slumpbusters.

Any take that says the C8 is a bigger deal than the Model 3 is a bad take.

Every new car is a luxury car because people can’t afford new cars anymore!

You have a much rosier view of how things will be in the future. I’m not 100% sure Trump will lose. His nose has been bloodied, but he’s still very much throwing punches. His base will never leave him; Trump really could shoot a man in Time Square and the GOP would defend his actions tooth and nail.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Street Fighter at its best is so beautiful, such a lovely marriage between awesome characters/moves/matchups and deep technical possibility. It’s such a shame that it’s ever thought of as less than the best of the best in fighting games, but the troubled launch of 5 as compared to all the bells and whistles on a game…

Thank you. People get this funny harmless vibe from mormons cause of Matt Stone and Trey Parkers take on them but they are(or can be) just as big of shitbags as the next religious group.

Utah can disappear into a sinkhole for all i care. Its the Alabama of the west. (my cousin’s husband was a cop there until he was outed as gay, was excommunicated by the mormon church, was fired as a police officer the same week - for being gay, and then was literally told to leave the state by his entire community.) 

I lived there seven years, in between stints in the Midwest, so I feel like I know racism when I see it. You’re not wrong about Utah, but I also found it to be much more prevalent toward other minority populations, such as hispanic and pacific islanders, simply because there are so few black people there. For example,…