Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

The headlines on Deadspin articless are always so mean and small. Deadspin should write more positive, uplifting stories, like:

Anyone who thinks Collins won’t vote for Barrett if her vote is needed to secure confirmation, please give me a call because I have a great business opportunity on a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to discuss.

The Kobe is strong with this one.

This is a great reason why you should support whoever the Democratic Presidential candidate ends up being.

“incremental to the situation”

He went to NMU for undergrad. I got my graduate degree in English composition and literature there.

I can confirm they teach English—in both written and spoken form—quite well. This dipshit’s just been huffing his own brew for so long that the fumes have choked his brain.

As an alumnus (graduate school) of NMU, I’m just gonna put this out there:

Fuck Charles Schultz.

I mean, fuck him for being an entitled, rich prick who assumes his wealth gives him the authority to govern anyone (or to understand their situation in the least)—but fuck him especially for the way he shits on Northern and…

fund those schools in ways that would be incremental to the current situation

It happens. That was such an iconic game, it feels like it should have been Final Four. And then with us all getting older and all, it’s hard to remember everything. I was too young for that game to cut me through the heart, but I really enjoyed the “revenge” UK got six years later. Still my favorite basketball game…

If there’s one thing I associate with Deadspin, it’s their constant Virginia hate. Why I can’t get enough of the TonyBennettSucksCast that they air every week.

YES. 1,000x YES.

I’m a communications/PR fella who works on a few corporate M&A deals every year and (In Bill Hader’s “Stefon” voice), this deal has everything:

Anyone else have this running through their head as they read the article?

Yeah I was going to point out the fact that it’s a private school and the cost would have been a minimal hit to the school’s budget. The article even mentions the fact that the NCAA provides funding for this type of thing, which would have theoretically driven down the costs even more. Either there is some major penny…

Colgate’s undergrad tuition: $55,000

My grandfather, who grew up in Pittsburgh, always claimed that Art Rooney stole a big bank check from one of my ancestors while they were both on a train, and that it was soon after that that the Steelers were founded.

As a tax lawyer, this automatically became my most favorite article on Deadspin.  Great work!

Leveraged buyouts should be illegal.