There should be a button that allows you to face time with a random person watching the same thing as you. That’s what I want. I want to watch Narcos with a picture-in-picture display of a fat guy in his 50's vigorously abusing his pud.

Did the sarcasm not make it through?

Would prices really be that low in a competitive market, though?

Yeah, seriously. To price gouge people and deny them the affordable, life-saving internet they need is heartbreaking.

These are good Americans through and through. They’re putting their livelihoods on the line for an issue that doesn’t directly effect them.

You have obviously never seen the Hot Crazy Matrix

Quick! Somebody build a wall!