Is that you Chandler Bing?!?

Only Siths deal in absolutes. 

Duuuuude... relax. I just find the character on a show.

It would be 100% on brand for his “social network” to just be him, shouting into the void.

I wish Law and Order SVU was real. Stabler would jack this fool up.

You’re right. Hugh Jackman should play Deadpool’s court ordered therapist, Dr. Clause (“claws”).

Asshole Inception

Fuck all men until we can trust AT LEAST most men. And I say that as a man, because most of you fuckers are completely oblivious to the harm you’ve done and continue to do.

Yikes. What’s the non “PR” answer? 

Wait until they find out he’s anti-pedophilia.

There is something so gloriously insane about sitting peacefully at an IHOP and a woman comes out of nowhere asking “Are you ANTIFA?”

Me too. The problem I had was that the tracking chip from my vaccine is interfering with the tracking chip in my smart phone.

Republicans like this guy are always complaining about “not being able to take a joke.” I want them to make a far-right version of Comedy Central. It would be such an epically bad failure. It would be glorious.

Even if you put all the obvious shittiness of the joke aside, what kind of asshole says this trash so openly AT WORK?!? 

Kinda rhymes too. You get extra pionts.

RIght! AND Walker didn’t seem to accomplish anything as Captain America. He got beat up a few times, let his friend die, and then killed a guy with a shield because he was upset. He didn’t do anything.

While I like your ideas, the authorities will know something is up.

Yikes. You’re pretty condescending even for the internet. I’m gonna go. 

A corporation is just one version of “a collection of people with a common purpose.”