I still think it’s beyond strange that corporations weigh in on stuff like this. Just like... be a corporation.

How can a face hiding behind a mask still be this punchable? 

Laughs are cheap. Seagal is going for gasps!

If we keep clicking on the articles and writing comments, they’ll keep writing the articles.

I’ve had several portobello burgers and they never worked out. The texture of the mushroom made for a chaotic bite that was hard to chew through and then released way too much juice. I love mushrooms though.

If you’re comfortable owning a race of people, you value their lives as lesser than yours. If you do this, you are racist. It’s just not difficult.

RELEASE THE UNRACIST CUT!!!

FACE TATTOO!

Ah, the sweet spot.

I got poked a few days ago, and it was the least painful shot i’ve ever gotten. I don’t know if needles are smaller or something, but it was nearly painless. I was shocked. 

Do people not understand that someone who is friendly to you can still be a monster?

I hear the GOP wants George Racism to be... I’m not good at these.

Wait, wuh? 

I would have laughed at this scenario... in 2015. 

Right now the top one is “there are humans in the containers that were stuck on the ship in the Suez canal” and Hillary is of course the one responsible for trafficking those humans.

Old Trash Face

Besides the racism, this guy is just unhinged. 

Is the main point of these wacky flavor campaigns just to get free advertising?

Curse you for bringing the term “frothy coitus” into our world!

I used to think they didn’t care about us.