Be best.

Nah... Jerry/Gary/Larry Gergich. 

US racism is an expert at diversifying it’s portfolio. 

Is that the party guy character from Community?

fyi: George Soros is the main enemy in Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness.

The moon’s about to see a lot of coming.

Pentius Pilate

Am I imagining this?

This is a lot of encounters. Are by chance a mailman from the 50's who smells of coldcuts?

It’s the equivalent of, “that’s not who I am. I was drunk.”

“WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY THOUGHT?!?”

When I get angry, I use words like “cromulent.”

I use the Chipotle app, and it actually works really well. I was against it at first, but switching to apps to order food is inevitable. 

destroyed the local Waco economy and home market for residents.

Are these people just buying graveyards and funeral homes as investments or something?

GIN NOT GYM! GIN NOT GYM!

This guy is basically Diet Buffalo Bill, except he’s actually disabled.

You sir/madame, are a poet.