I’ve seen what fast food avocado looks like. Have u ever seen the “guac” at subway? There is no reason to not just buy a $1 hass avocado from the store and spread it on a piece of bread. Well unless you absolutely hate your butthole.

The sun doesn’t deserve that. It gives us warm.

Imagine having bad taste in every facet of your life.

Google had a history of launching things that goes wrong and gets pulled out, it was actually a perfect fit if you ask me.

Hey, would you like some of my cousin’s piss... er... I mean hand sanitizer?

Oh snap! You weaponized farts!

I’m still a bit confused. This guy is definitely an abusive scumbag, but is he alleged to be a sexual predator too? This business of not being able to be in the same room as a teenager thing sounds creepy. 

I think it was more a comment in weird internet grammar trends. Although, doubling your pills seems like a lot of pills.

I’ve seen a lot of your comments. You Frasier so hard. Bravo.

Mormon Death Stare sounds like a wrestling finishing move, and I like it.

How do you feel about Moland Springs?

Did you go to public school in the USA?

Heil dare you!

Red, White, and Eww.

I’m a casual gamer new to modern video games, so Strava is perfect for me. I can play easily on my laptop without learning about and purchasing pricey equipment. I mostly play RDR2 every few days and FarCry 5, so it’s been a great experience for me. 

*sound of small feet tapping

“Rage Vagina” is my new band name. Called it.

Those are eyelashes you idiot. Everyone knows “T’s” don’t have them. 

BAD CHICKEN! ...MESS YOU UP!

“Mom!?! Is that you?”