How dare you? The Royal Baby only produces the grandest and choicest of shits!

Clinton leads by 3 million popular votes and 280 delegates (the mortal, non-super kind). According to 538 there are indeed 10 more contests that Sanders supporters can, and should, vote their hearts out in. I’m sure winning California did wonders for Hillary’s self esteem in 2008, but it in fact did not prevent Obama…

Which is great when it means anything. I just flew out of Newark and precheck at terminal A literally meant I didn’t have to remove my jacket or shoes - I still had to wait on the long ass line (over 90 minutes at that point)

One of those tweets is the pre-check line, 350 people deep at 5:30 AM.

is 350 people deep at 5:30AM at ORD.

He doesn’t need to drop out, and he shouldn’t, but it’s time to fucking change the rhetoric of his campaign and begin reconciliation. His refusal to acknowledge his dying chances is leading to this insane bullshit. Fix it, Bernie. This is on you.

He’s not even a Democrat tho.

He definitely has the twitter mandate to do so! If only the actual voters agreed.

He’s starting to look more and more like Gollum. He got a brief hold of the ring and now he really wants it apparently. I think he actually comes across as a righteous dick in interviews and his extremist supporters are so riled up now they are crying persecution and flocking to Trump just to be petulant dicks.

Want to know what’s really undemocratic? Caucuses. If BSers actually cared about the democratic process they would be protesting the caucus system, not the archaic rules within. Just scrap that whole system and go to primaries.

Yas!

god damnit i said ‘bofriend’ six times in my head first.

I don’t know. Seems to be working out well for Captain America.

Destiny’s Child was circa 2000. She was 18 circa 2000, which would make her 34 now. I DO NOT GET THIS CONSPIRACY.

No, but they sure as hell can open up the other two scanners immediately next to the two they’re currently staffing. How many times have you passed through a security check point during a busy time and seen only half the lanes open?

Right but I think one issue we’re not addressing is yes people could be more prepared, have laptops out, change out of pockets, etc. but the question remains where. Have you noticed you don’t really start preparing until you’re almost to the point of putting your stuff in trays and pulling stuff out? I mean whats the…

Passenger ignorance may explain why wait times are long, but it does not explain why wait times have increased. It’s not like the passengers are stupider now than they were a couple years ago.

I wouldn’t say a dead ringer, but I do see a lot of Mia in Ronan.

She and Abe are 70, they are both going to get new SOs that are 30, in math terms 30 goes into (division) 70 twice, 70 does not go into 30 at all. Her 30 will ‘go into’ her more than Abe will ‘go into’ his 30. I love this joke even more now for making me feel like I’m writing dirty math problems.