LOL. You almost got me!

Han shoots first, which isn’t in this box, therefore, this is a box of nothing.

Han shoots first, which isn’t in this box, therefore, this is a box of nothing.

Cameron Diaz hit the wall pretty hard. She peaked in “Something about Mary” and has been going downhill since.

The wall takes no prisoners.

My sister teaches 6th grade. Shes a damn good shot and well trained with firearms. She’d be an asset to school security.

Donors need to quit funding these shithole institutions

Your free healthcare just had a price increase. Have fun at the work camps.

Most 401(k)‘s underperform compared to other investments, and without the burden of not being able to touch your money. Buy a house instead of a 401(k).

Willie Brown’s mistress

Surprise, a Chinese game is shit quality.

I must be racist because I could understand McLouth’s answers, but not the questions.

Das raycis

Always the appropriate response.

#TimesUp

What do you expect? It’s a BMW. They make cars that nobody in their right mind buys, and only lease in a vain and impotent effort to project status.

LOL that butterball? Yeah right.

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Free speech is a human right recognized by UNESCO. What kind of monster are you applauding human rights violations?