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    a re-boot you might say…

    i thought those were good things…
    Trump 2016.

    isn't that enough?

    downshifting?

    B is for downshift?
    (CRASHES INTO SCHOOL BUS)

    'no mechanism' exactly,
    cars are becoming software controlled,
    Perhaps not the car you drive now, but the next one
    it's fly by wire and it can be hacked.
    On star for example

    ah, yes.
    what?

    you closed them?

    Oxygen starvation is a go to.

    small mole with one fine hair,
    nestled tween fare breasts…
    your mom!

    that's…
    not the hot tub.
    you should call before you come over

    here's your hat…

    (looks warily at his meatloaf home)

    A meatloaf stage collapsed?

    ting tang walla walla bing bang?

    but if that was the choice you'd go with Animal, right?

    Flight of the Valkyries in farts.

    John Carpenters 'the fart'

    Boner inspiration is a high calling.

    Could he handle the crunch?