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The Porkchop Express
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As much as I hate most 'reality' TV and what the History Channel has turned into, it was a damned interesting look into the psychology of isolation and the need to develop your own resources for survival.

I honestly can't blame the guy who tapped out after the first night. THAT BEAR WAS RIGHT OUTSIDE HIS TARP! I don't think I'd of lasted that long.
"Is that a bear over there? *picks up radio* Yeah, you guys can come get me. And don't take too long. I can still see your damn boat. Just turn it around."

They're dropped like ten miles or so from each other. In that terrain, it'd be unlikely to run into each other as you'd get way too far away from your camp before it got dark.

My first name is Jason, and I was born two years before Friday the 13th came out. As the sequels rolled out, people started to give me shit for it. I worked at a grocery store during high school. Two guys in the produce department kept calling me Jason Voorhees. The were good guys, but the whole thing was just old and

Even just reducing their in ring time but maybe keep them on TV or making appearances at shows would be a better solution.

I'm sure that the inclusion of the second Death Star had more to do with adding another giant playset to milk the kids out of their money.

Apparently Force Lightening turns your face into a wrinkled ass.

Boyega said that the idea to drop the accent happened on the set. He and Abrams both didn't think that his native accent sounded right.

The recent revelation from Mayhew that Obi Wan was supposed to survive his duel with Vader proves that he was making it up even as they were filming. The die hard true believers also ignore the fact that he went through several very different drafts of the screenplay before he began shooting.

Are we still doing that?

I think it would fall more on the fact that he wasn't gay but tried to mack on his sister for two movies.
"No. I… uh… got hung up on the wrong woman, and it just totally turned me off the whole sex thing. Just way too much anxiety in the whole thing for me."

"And your uncle is… CHEWBACCA!"

McGregor nailed young Obi Wan. You can easily believe that his character and Alec Guinness's are one in the same.

If they're following the original trilogy formula, the next movie is the one where the parentage plot twist gets revealed.

That's a misconception. It was just Lady Gaga wearing poison ivy.

Parents today are afraid that their kids might have to face emotions that aren't happy and joyful.

He wasn't aware that they were Skittles.

Which is also accomplished by getting the anti-depressants. You just sell them instead of take them for plan B.

"Where's my spare tire?"
"Check it! We replaced all the wheels on your car with flat screen monitors."

Years ago the house flipping show in Atlanta got busted for subpar work and pretty much just making the parts that were shot for the show look good. The guy lost his license, and they gave the show to the woman who worked for him and her husband.