They did one of those in my hometown. Those people don't even have a fucking yard anymore because they built this giant behemoth on a single lot of land.

You'd think that the producers would have wised up and paired up with Mike Holmes. Two shows out of the same house.

His repeating the failed punch line with the same enthusiasm as before as if the audience just didn't hear it pushes that point. That stuff makes him laugh, so why shouldn't everyone else laugh too?

You mean the deadbeat dad Superman who stalked his ex-girlfriend after she left him because he just decided to up and disappear for years after directly promising the President of the United State that he'd never not be there to help when the world needed him again? That goody two shoes Superman?

I honestly think that was an early draft of Stallone's rewrite of 'Beverly Hills Cop' before it became known as 'Cobra'.

I'm hoping that it's good and fun as well as makes "Guardians of the Galaxy" type of money at the box office. Maybe then WB will rethink their approach and kick Snyder to the curb.

"Don't start that slow clap shit!"

Rusty Cundieff's basketball sketch was the funniest bit they had. I chalk that up to the lack of gross-out humor. As the article says, the Watts and Schreiber bit about homeschooling their kid had potential but was just so poorly written.

I still remember the opening monologue from his hosting stint at SNL. They went into a sketch, and he kept looking back at the camera and talking about the bit and calling the players by their real names and making everyone pissed off at him. I think Shandling knew better than to try and bring his 'personal'…

No I wasn't. Because I watched it with my drunk college friends off of stolen HBO like a responsible adult.

I have no sympathy for anyone who paid to see Batman and Robin in the theater. You were all warned. That warning was called Batman Forever.

I can't wait for the scene where they put Jesus on the crucifix, on top of the rocket, and launch him into heaven.

But they move real slow in those space suits. Cavemen have the advantage in speed.

The Looney Tunes opening let's you know that it's just going to be one big cartoon.

Dante doesn't get enough credit in my opinion. His approach to Gremlins 2 is just fantastic. "They want a sequel? Okay. We'll just make fun of the stupid shit in the first one."

The final shot of the opening with them in the same bed but looking like they were on opposite sides of the world was brilliant.

I don't know why you're making fun of him. This seems like a pretty rational and reasonable argument. And I know rational and reasonable.

You really get the sense that Doyle's a good cop in the sense that he knows how to investigate a case and is willing to do what it takes. Just like when he goes to talk to his informant. He gets in everyone's faces and is a total jerk. In the end it helps to keep his informant safe by covering up their partnership.

The dude was a Cardassian assassin. Someone had to take him out.

I think the general rule of thumb for QT movies recently is that they're about 15 to 20 minutes too long.