I watched White Christmas once years ago because a girl I was dating loved it…I ….did not…I also pretended to like calamari..in my defense, she was crazy hot

As I posted above, it's Alistair Sim for me :)
In fact, other than cartoon adaptations and the countless sitcom riffs on it, it's the only one I've seen

The other thing I plan on introducing to my children-although maybe not for a couple of years yet-is "A Christmas Carol" starring Alistair Sim. I know it's not "a road less traveled", per se, but I watched it every year with my father, who was a proud and gregarious Scotsman…so, a Scot like any other :)
I've balked at…

That hospital stay seemed to work wonders for Kanye.
I imagine the had an ego battle that looked very much like the battle Lo Pan and Egg Shen had.

That's quite the hourglass figure on Ms. Prime.

And I'm his eeeeevil doppelganger Darko! HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!

Write that shit!

My son won't care for the boobs-he'll be too busy hopping around because of all the guns and swearing

There really is.

I'll be introducing my son to Die Hard this weekend

Two-part list episode! It's sweeps week!

I was only on your lawn to find out how I can get away from your lawn

Did they all have English accents?

Is that "tiddy fuck" slang?

519, motherfucker!
Actually….I'm a 226…we still cool though, right?

Black list!?
That's racist!

Awww hell ya!

"I do want to aggressively go forward" is something you say internally before you run someone over.

I say we just wipe America off the map, that way I can just sail straight through to more tolerant, accepting Mexico.

This sounds painfully Canadian