The Roof - this is a great song.

Shake it Off - is it possible i've never actually heard this song before?

I want to know what love is. A badly superimposed Mariah sings a cover to a crowd that really isn't there at Yankee stadium. Seriously? She couldn't film this in front of a real crowd?Jeter didn't have that kind of pull?

Through the Rain - part of her resurgence this video is an overwrought video featuring Jamie Lynn Sigler as Mariah's mother being shunned by her family for wanting to do the deed that shall not be named with a young gentleman of a different color. Guess what Grandma, one day i'm going to out you as a bigot in a music…

Mariah Carey - Fantasy.

Every time I Close my Eyes - this is actually Babyface as lead vocals with Mariah backing him up… and Kenny Motherfucking G.

I still believe. Incredibly patriotic/jingoistic video of Mariah on stage using some footage from her USO tours.

My All - this might be her sexiest video of all time. I think this video made it clear to everyone that she wouldn't be with Tommy Mottola for much longer.

Touch My Body - another part of her 00's resurgence. Featuring Jack McBrayer and a mostly in shape Mariah who must have starved herself for this video. First song I didn't want to listen to in it's entirety.

We just jumped ahead 10 years to We Belong Together. Aside from needing to mention the story line with Wentworth Miller and Eric Roberts I will say this was actually a return to form for Mariah after some bad years of being crazy and leaning too hard into the R&B/Hip Hop scene.

Always Be My Baby - fucking A this song and video are major part of my 8th grade life.

Except if you watch he's kind of a douche. talks about the types of music he does know and then fauns over the shit they play.

Heartbreaker. So many things going on in this video.
- One of the earliest appearances of Jay-Z providing a rap background vocal.
- the transformation of our heroine into mean girl by the addition of a black wig (looking at you Taylor Swift).
- A thin version of Jerry O'Connell as the jerk.
- the interlude fight scene…

I was 31.

It was in fact this video that marked the transformation of Mariah from a sweater wearing ingenue into the sexpot who would eventually go crazy years later on an episode of cribs.

Breakdown reminds me how much I really like Bone Thugs in small doses. One of my favorite Mariah songs.

Boner City: Population me and the Honey video.

But not embarrassed by the fact that i'm about to go down the Mariah Carey/Boyz II Men rabbit hole on youtube.

This makes me further embarrassed by the fact that the last person I dated was 19.

That moment got a knowing smile out of me. But, Archer doesn't seem like a show to react prior to being exposed, and you couldn't infer that joke would be there from the episode title or topic which is a problem the South Park guys ran into.