Like everyone who was on Party Down, I'll always think of her as the part she played on that show (in her case, Lydia's daughter Escapade).

This may not be the site for you, then.

Hit me.

Considering the 49ers were literally using Brett Swain as one of their wide receivers, that was kind of indefensible.

I agree but I have one question. When can I count out Touchdown Tom?

Among quarterbacks, maybe, but Anquan Boldin is the most based player.

Sure, but it's not hard to figure out why there's a football column and not a soccer one.

Hockey is unparalleled, but I find that a good college basketball game makes for a pretty spectacular viewing experience.

That 2011 divisional playoff game remains my favorite experience as a fan. Not only did the Saints losing to the Rams make that possible, but it also kept the Rams from getting the #1 seed in the draft!

I don't know about that (Trent Dilfer won a Super Bowl and couldn't find a starting job the next year), but he's certainly the worst to win two. Every other quarterback to win two Super Bowls is in the Hall of Fame except Plunkett and Brady, and Brady obviously will be soon.

Hey, I'll have you know I was fully three months old the last time the 49ers won the Super Bowl.

Remember when people thought Jack Z was something other than braindead? Those were the days.

You're not the only Vikings fan from LA I've come across. Why is that a thing? I don't really get it.

Five rings, suck it.

Hey, it's not as bad as the loss to the Rams in 2011.

This was my plan! But the Giants are only in DC in the middle of the summer, when I'm not around. Weirdly I have ended up seeing the Nationals in San Francisco each of the last two summers. Last year Pablo Sandoval hit a walk-off home run. That was fun, although the rest of the season wasn't.

Honestly I have never ever met a Walgreens fan. Where do they live? Are they only in Virginia?

Yeah, the Seahawks never get called for those, and they never will.

People complaining about that are idiots. Baseball teams are supposed to be in the city. Football teams aren't. Football stadiums are giant concrete behemoths utterly divorced from any sense of community. It makes sense to put them where it's accessible and there's space, not to hew to city limits just because. I can…

Actually, based on ratings data from the past several years, Community ratings are basically unscathed by things like American Idol running opposite the show but they are very badly hurt when there's sports airing at 8:00 on Thursday night. Apparently Community fans love sports.