I solemnly pledge to upvote this gimmick account anywhere, anytime.

How does that muzak from Dawn Of The Dead go again?

You didn't enjoy an elderly Wookiee jacking off to Diahann Carroll for five solid minutes? Man, some folks are so hard to please.

And, I'm hoping, at least one bony woman in tiny white underpants, or why even bother?

One could argue that the abrubt act breaks are purposely meant to evoke the old serials that Lucas was emulating with the chapter titles and scrolling infodump openings.

I wonder if the Wookiees would have tried to cook our heroes alive like the Ewoks were about to do.

Are you a professional contrarian, or just a hobbyist?

I'm no mathologist, but according to my abacus app* those figures check out.

If only they'd gotten to Return Of The Jedi we could have our eyes raped by that screaming blue CG Meet The Feebles reject in glorious 3D! (Imagine I'm doing the Wayne's World thing.)

Remember that movie you despised thirteen years ago? Now you can see it again, in headache-inducing 3D, for twice the ticket price!

*ahem*

I unapologetically love Bono but that drives me up the wall, too. I had that bad habit hammered out of me in elementary school choir.

The S in S. Epatha Merkerson stands for Sexy.

Ever see MST3K's Deathstalker? There's one guy who kinda sorta looks like Michael McDonald, which was all the excuse they needed for Kevin Murphy to belt out random McDonald songs while filthy medieval peasants with '80s hair swung cardboard swords around.

I heard Patton talk about it once in (I think) the Nerdist podcast and sounded pretty bitter even a decade or so later. Lots and lots of "notes" from executives to dumb it down.

I imagine someone must have learned the lesson of not putting an upstart alternative sketch comedy show on against SNL.

I'm amazed that what was once the inbred offspring of UPN and the WB
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