I'm no X-Men expert, but I can't think of any original characters in Fox's X-Movies. (Besides maybe Oliver Platt's nameless Man In Black. I'm still waiting for that action figure, Hasbro!)

I'm a dyed-in-the-wool purist and refuse to think of Wolverine as anything more than an obscure Hulk antagonist.

I really doubt that. Synergy with the Disney movies makes perfect sense (business-wise) but imagine they're hoping the new FF movie is an Amazing Spider-Man 2-level fiasco.

You had me at Sleepwalker.

Give them some credit: they eat the potato and ferment otherwise useless barley.

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Someone at Platinum Dunes just pricked up his ears. "Get Mattel on the phone!"

They called him Rumlow a few times in the movie (Crossbones' real name is Brock Rumlow.), but yeah, he was basically "head goon."

Nope

Nah, Thanos will kill him in Infinity War Part One and he'll be unkilled in Part Two.

Careful, you may have just inadvertantly created a meme for the Tea Party.

That's exactly who I was thinking for Tabby, except I couldn't remember her name and was about to look it up! (I've never really watched Sunny In Philadelphia.) I like to think that, despite how juvenile she acts, Tabby's an experienced journeyman superhero going way back to X-Force and whatnot. Still dumb as a post,…

The title's a smokescreen. Instead of fighting over registration, it's Steve and Tony having a polite debate about subsidizing healthcare. Thor has no opinion as he's unfamiliar with the concept of illness, so he and Hulk just sit in the back playing checkers.

He comes up with good ideas then has them blow each other, then realize they were long-lost brothers and, disgusted, commit double suicide.

Weird. I have never fancasted Nextwave, and a lot of times I do it subconsciously. Aisha Tyler is undebatable.

On a post-it on the wall at Pixar, I'm hoping.

Thing is, Spidey would still do that in 2015. He is anti-hip. At least my preferred interpretation of Spidey.

And critiques. Oh come ON, honey, I know you can do better!

No, a faux-reality show TV series. I mean, come on, Disney, wake up.

Or, rather than spend screentime introducing a bunch of unimportant new characters, it's Spider-Man who screws up and creates the inciting incident. Presumably not a whole town blowing up, though. (A small town, I admit, but a town of people nonetheless). They've got to streamline the hell out of Civil War to wring a…