*crosses legs*

Yippie-ki-yay, mama jama.
—Dr. Forrester, 511-The Gunslinger

The music that rocked America…gently to sleep.
—Tom Servo, 601-Girls Town

It's smooth!

*opens envelope*

I spent $1000's of daddy's money to get stranded on a barren rock in the Bahamas with no food or water and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

Ja Rule himself is currently up to $29.99 in the bidding with a few days left. Pretty good deal.

St. Anger Douchebag, to you.

Shoulda been Skeet Ulrich!
—Tom Servo, 1003-Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

I think the subdued initial federal aid to the city is what they're referring to. The infrastructure that failed. The corrupt local cops that killed people. Etc.

Ryan Murphy doesn't care about black people.

I hope she's wearing a slip so they don't see her naughty bits.
—Crow T. Robot, 516-Alien From L.A.

Wait'll you see how lazy and slow the new Teamster-bot is.

And the Senate chamber is occupied by a senile old man and dozens of cats.

Cars run on coal?

I wonder what she'd have to say about America's healthcare system if she saw Mad Max: Fury Road.

This guy is like Satan—from Hell!
—Crow T. Robot, 806-The Undead

Cleveland?

Satan, Prince of Cabaret.
—Mike Nelson, 806-The Undead

They look like Star Wars Galactic Empire cosplayers that started their own religion.