"Papa Emeritus" sounds like Papa Smurf is the longest tenured Literature professor at a fancy East Coast women's college.

Sidehackers holds up better, for me. YMMV.

Sharia Law! Now THAT would've been a kick-ass metal band name!

They really, really do.

You're just nostalgic for something that's over and gone! They can't do it that way anymore! And besides, those old shows weren't as good as you say they were, you just have rose-colored glasses! You're the one with the problem! Go to bed old man!
—the boot-licking, pedantic bastards on Reddit/Facebook who won't hear a…

You didn't love off-putting CGI Servo flying across the theater twice an episode, usually for no reason?

Don't even fix a price!
…
Until he gets you to the other side!
*gets thrown across the theater*
—Tom Servo, 618-High School Big Shot

Hey! That's anti-robot!
—Tom Servo, 524-12 To The Moon

Wait…so those Lyft commercials depicting Uber's bosses as greasy, techbro douches with their heads up their asses was a correct representation?

If Dikachu is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Vulvasaur, I choose you!

Ah yes, Jill Stein voters.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and I'll pay them $173/month to make my tacky fashion line.

Take THAT, Cavity Creeps!

6 episodes. Mid-season cancellation. Remaining 5 episodes shot burned off 6 months later.

The Netflix Law of Diminishing Returns.
Usually kicks in around the 3rd season.

Cromulent.

Can I go back to my game? I was up to the third level of Metroid.
—Crow T. Robot, 405-Being From Another Planet

Which ones do you own and have on your desk?

PWR BTTM returns to A.V. Club with help from Newswire writer