"The last few days have been pretty brutal for FOX News from a public relations standpoint"

Hey, some of us are masturbating

What about the sequel to Junior?
Confusingly titled "The 3rd"

I'm almost certain this happened in Missour-ah, not Missour-ee

Do we think he hasn't already?

Why do I fear this is just a ploy by Trump to enter Ivanka in this thing?

You can take that to the Banks!

Man, when will us white people catch a break?

Pfft! I read their list it bleu!

Maybe it's time for the Geenaissance

Geena Davis and Mary Steenburgen both looked better after they relaxed the curls.

So you like to grin and bear it?

Oh Christ, no one is saying that.
It's just annoying when someone of privilege is fine with catastrophe for millions because they were too "pure" to support someone they agreed with 80% of the time.

"Sweet tax relief"

84 straight months if job creation under Obama and the stock market went from 7000 to 19,000=country going straight to hell!

Yeah the Stein voters can shove it sideways as far as I'm concerned.
The ones I knew were trust fund liberals and misguided hippies bent on being "pure".

Crisco it is!

What do you do when there's a reverse card?

I always thought it was called the "El"—for elevated train. I wasn't aware it was called by the letter L

Is that code for something?