Just like Illinois without Chicago would be Kentucky without the bourbon NY State without NYC would be Vermont without the hippies.

So when Trump is being impeached I look forward to Senator Schwarzenegger questioning his American Psycho offspring
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Rather humorless and dickish"
-The AV Club

The Ryaning

Well, they do have a peaty flavor.

Don't forget the rallying cry that at least their ancestors came here "legally"
Which before Ellis Island meant you just fucking showed up on the shores.

Where does this leave Yahoo Serious?

And Naked Lunch!

I thought it was to die for!

Maybe she has Foster's wrist.

Andy!

I hadn't been to a Radio Shack in years but was out of town training the other day and I needed new earbuds. RS was the closest place to get them and I noticed from their sign everything was 50-70% off. Considering they used to retail those things ridiculously high I figured with the store closing discount I could…

Gotcha, in committee
*Winks*

As long as there's no Joe Piscopo rider attached

Really? Behind Boobs McGee, Ivanka Trump with a soul, and MILF lady?

Agree, Let's make Charles Grodin a thing next.

It's the kind of van you can really get James Bakered in, if you know what I mean.

Also no, though that may have been Natalie Portman inspired. We have no way of knowing

It may be used, but it's like Sununu!

The new series on Crackle—"Dozens"