The answer is, "always."

Oh Billy, as if I couldn't hate you any more.

Just a random selection: The Venture Brothers, The Tick and Tom Baker era Dr. Who.

It's an ADD addled fever dream with Christina Ricci in short-shorts and stiletto boots. What's not to like? I dig it.

Hover shoes!

No, that would be if M. Night Shamalamadingdong made the movie.

Leave Speed Racer alone!

Thanks Matt. You saved me from re-playing the original IN MY MIND.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

No. Nope. Nuh-uh. Never. (Blows inch-thick layer of dust off of vintage VHS machine to watch original movie)

Turtle power indeed.

My mistake. The Chick Tract is actually titled "Tiny Shoes."

Martin finally visited the Goop website and that was the end of that.

Gas prices are high on the Autobahn, so Kraftwerk needed some pocket money.

This episode finally confirmed that the entire Crowe clan are all worthless POS. Godspeed, Art!

Please cite where atheism is NOT rejection but ONLY being unconvinced. Atheism seems to be pretty damn binary…either you are or you aren't.

No, I'm sorry, there's a very distinct line between acknowledging the POSSIBILITY of a god and the absolute rejection of the possibility.

"God can't do anything not good." Really? Seems like he pulled off a lot of genocide and mean mind games in the old testament. The story of Abraham was thing that made my young mind reel and of course I never said it out loud but I thought, "God's kind of a dick in this story." Kill your kid. No, just kidding! Psyche!

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, AV Club.

Noah looks like frigging Lord of the Rings. Love that Bible literalists are fine with such crass creative license as long as it's Christian.