All I could think at the start was: How much of that breakfast is going to be thrown away?

But only because the wheel doesn't go up to 69.

David Niven was, of course, the most quintessentially British man to ever quit the Army to shag his way through golden age Hollywood.

9: Commodore Norrington, still best known to some British viewers from when he shared a house with Rick Grimes, and Tony Curran turned up a couple of times as a gay kilt-wearing plumber.

Something something incest-obsessed fandom.

As Cougar Town's opening titles constantly lamented, changing a show's name is not as easy as simply having your fake lawyer suddenly become a real lawyer and his real lawyer buddy start turning up to court in board shorts and Hawaiian shirts.

"The plane spun in. And then was bombarded with napalm by a passing jet. And then the entire area was blasted with lethal death rays by alien invaders."

Hey, if he's taking the spotlight away from Jimmy's ridiculous Guardian plot, that at least is a good thing.

Except Daxamite Bro, who was already dumb enough that he didn't find it strange that he was suddenly the smartest guy in the room.

Still not convinced his alien girlfriend isn't going to lay eggs inside him.

In Alex's defence, she was carrying her super alien gun. It would probably have blown his leg clean off.

All the show really needed was a quick time-skip and a line like: "Well, Jeremiah, now that you've spent three days undergoing rigorous security checks, we'll consider letting you in again."

Alex and J'onn were really dumb this week. I mean, Kara too, but as experienced intelligence operatives, they should have been the suspicious ones. Plus, you'd think even if basic security protocols didn't include an X-ray, the medical examination of a badly injured arm would.

Burning question: Did Kara buy those flowers while in costume? Because if Supergirl is seen buying flowers, that's going to set off some serious gossip column.

Damn it, this is why I should Google basic information before I comment.

Rae Dawn Chong is of the opinion that both Arnonld Schwarzenegger and Bill Duke eat too much red meat.

Ali Larter wasn't what was wrong with Heroes, but the showrunners' insistence on bringing in Ali Larter after Ali Larter was symptomatic of one of their biggest problems: The inability to just let characters stay dead already.

"Pam in HR" says J'onn, and ten thousand Archer crossover fanfics are begun.

Objection! Bishop survived being ripped in half by the Alien Queen, and was technically still capable of functioning even after the spaceship crash in Alien 3.

Lindsey Morgan is what happens when evil lawyers get in a teleporter accident.