He fucked the goddess Concord in her arse.

Presumably the cop was left saying: "Okay, I know technically I should arrest that guy, but… you guys didn't see anything, right?"

… The temptation to post her acid face is almost overwhelming.

Shocking things I have learned from this thread:

Women! It's not like they actually eat food, right?

Well, the BBC Breakfast news seems to be nothing but US election stuff right now, which I guess means our government is currently doing nothing of interest. Despite being in an ongoing state of chaos, with Labour collapsing, the Tories in revolt, and the Lib Dems… presumably still just sitting in a room together…

Are they at least letting him have dessert?

Wait, how many of the Seven Dwarves are currently appearing on this Scorpion thing?

Is beink normal regular Americanski AV Club, comrade. Now please to be giving your credit card details to receive prizes of glorious Capitalism.

I think Lucius Vorenus wins the title for Shittiest Dad Who Was Sincerely Trying Not To Be Shitty.

Yeah, I mean, he faked a heart attack, leaving his wife to sell weed to make ends meet, shot his pregnant Vietnamese girlfriend, and then beat a couple of guys to death with a baseball bat.

All gossip sounds scandalous if you whisper it and use the right phrasing.

"Back off now or I will fuck your faces with bullets. Too much?"

Batman produces a bottle of liquid paper and just covers it up.

Batman has only himself to blame for Robin's panties. That robe he was wearing was pushing the limits of the PG-13 rating (I assume, as a Batman movie, this will have a PG-13 rating. I mean, Batman is serious and dark and brooding. It's definitely not for kids).

Nate is just… there. And his hair is disturbingly well styled, even after being blown up under a pile of ravenous zombies.

Never made clear. Either he was killed with the Confederate zombies, or he was cured when the Legends sprayed their magic spray.

I would have liked it if Grant had finished his pep talk to Sara with: "You never stop seeing the faces of those you send to their deaths. I've found drinking heavily helps a little."

They could always pull an Agents of SHIELD.

I recently saw The Faculty for the first time, and was amused by Famke Janssen's casting as the uptight and repressed sexy librarian type who learns to relax and be flirty after getting possessed by an alien fish-woman and then decapitated.