Something meaty, possibly with barbecue sauce. I'm more defined by what I refuse to eat - no olives, no mushrooms, and absolutely no pineapple.

Well with any luck there will be sexy bits that will make British people feel vaguely treasonous for being aroused by such an important national figure.

A little better, yeah. They've dumped the Hawks, but replaced them with Historian-Man, a Colossus knock-off with absurdly perfect hair.

I just watched on my work computer, on full screen, with my back to the rest of the office.

Obi-Wan Skagnobi.

Not everything with boobs is good.

And suddenly I am no longer sceptical about this.

Hooking up with Summer Glau is never a mistake.

I should have known when the masked dude got through his entire first scene without parkouring.

Patty was great, and Barry was a dick.

I kind of assumed it was Roy infiltrating Church's gang.

I watched a few episodes just for Indira Varma and Chi McBride, but it wasn't particularly memorable and what was the point of the pretty thief who kept getting captured?

"I know something you don't know. Here, let me tell you it up front without securing any agreement as to my survival."

"Eh, no biggie. Just don't tell Iris."

While I get the new kids' admiration for Diggle (who is very admirable), having them talk about how cool he is when he's just standing out in the open getting shot at with automatic weapons may not have been the best timing.

"Felicity, you deserve the chance to find out if what you have with Bland Guy is real. And I deserve the chance to get ridden like a cowboy by that sexy journalist lady."

I find it hard to judge objectively, because IV has Dolph Lundgren in it and he's awesome, and V has Tommy Morrison in it and in real life he was a fucked up human tragedy.

"Twenty dollars? Right now, that's a lot."

Everything sounds classier in French.

And then there's that scene where Colin Salmon is holding a bad dude at gunpoint and the Punisher just casually blows his face off.