Jesus, I've been trying to think of a Star Wars joke to make about this, but the thing is, every goddamn Star Wars joke has been made a million goddamn times and feels horribly tired - including the ones about The Force Awakens. Thanks for catching up so fast, Internet, and making that seventh horse dead before I even…

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Yes, but will the restructuration include farting boner corpses ?

Um, this is not The Onion. There is a point made in the article beyond the title, and you missed it.