I need to crawl out to go to Work and pay my Bills.

Who cares? Elvis didn't a Government hand out. Neither did Ernie Kovacs, George Romero, or The Ramones. Fuck it.

Don't quit your Day Job!

Will Letterman come out of retirement just to be a dick to him?

Yeah. For a while now Japan has been The Cool Country just like Seattle used to be The Cool City. It's silly.

They've got pretty girls and good Movies, otherwise . . .

What could be more unpleasant than an early Nineties flashback? Ugh.

Yeah, just stick with stuff about the President. It worked for Vaughn Meader, right?

Ha Ha!

Ha!

Fuck yeah, that's a good Movie.

Kevin Spacey was in the Shower for HOURS!

Shut up.

OKay.

I remember her in EVERYTHING

The kids in the pictures grew up and took them down.

Does that Chris Evans know how to play the Game or what? "Gosh, do you think him putting down Trump will hurt his reputation in Hollywood?" He's a Rebel. An Outlaw!

I'm amused by idiots who use the word "Nazi" to label every one who isn't a simpering liberal candy ass.

I don't know. That's AV Club Sensitive DouchebagTalk.

The AV Club has a strict "No Hot Pictures of Babes" policy. If you look at a picture of an attractive woman react with excitement and enthusiasm you are "rapey". Or a "Nazi".