She looked amazing, but that was straight up the work of HBO's CEO of tits.
Moist
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This doesn't sound as if it'll be broadly appealing. At least, not to broads.
How is this not called Bewbs: The Movie?
Oh no.
He sacrifices himself and swims to the ocean floor where he punches his fist into the, uh, the spewing crack, and, uh… It's like a contemporary re-telling of the story of the, uh, the little dutch boy…
More profit in dramatizing old disasters than in cleaning up new ones.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? IT'S A FAWLTY TRANSFOMAH! AH'LL FIX IT LIKE IN THAT OTHAH THRANSFOMAH MOVIE!
Those were tears of joy.
Crikey!
get a little crazy
Mmmmm, seals.
It was actually a different song. You know, the one where she's counting? Now if you'll excuse me I have to go pour lye into my earholes and then go watch this naked Madeline Stowe movie.
You motherfucker. It was gone. It had left my head. And you brought it back.
Hey, is it too much to ask for some consistency? Like you being the Juggernaut Bitch: nobody can stop you from being a bitch. Bitch.
God, I could use a drink right now.
It was so perfect that it's had to have 27 amendments. Just like the Ten Commandments have had "no gay marriage" added to them.
Can we get one of these for Chapelle? Like he could have a hologram on a separate stage for assholes to shout "I'm Rick James, bitch!" at.
Hey, stand on this tarp and hold this snake for me.
Fuck you for ignoring Gentlemen Broncos, fuck right off.