Great, finally my hatred of scientific heresy in pop culture can rest while I fire up my hatred for the ethnics taking the acting jobs away from white Christianfolk.

Jesus. Someone was asking about 7 ft. beavers over in the Jurassic Park thread, looks like they have one at TLC. But it shouldn't be given any more TLC, or any L of any sort.

I got dumped out by the side of the road once! Fortunately it was on a bus route that I was familiar with so I just took public transit all the way home back to awesomeville!

#Scumbagbrag

I wish I didn't see what you did there.

You could have bought a selfie stick with that money and then shared awesome pics of you being not-at-CRAPFEST.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: MAMMARY PARK!

D-Rex? D'ridiculous.

Dig up, stupid.

There's a cafe behind it and I was there once, feeling like Chef in Apocalypse Now, like I didn't want to die in an evil place because my soul would be trapped there. Coffee was pretty good, though.

Spanky Taylor's clothes were a hit!

Great job, Sam. Not human Sam, robot Sam.

I've grudgingly come to tolerate "impact" used as a verb but I draw the line at "reticent."

Of course you can! I'm the one in the wrong! HELP!

It never would have gone down like that if only Nancy had put out.

Much like the saying "the earily beard catches the wearm."

How minute is the maid, exactly?

I think this . belongs to you, genius.

But increasingly it shouldn't. This is especially true for professional writers who should know the specific meanings of the words they use and who should wrest control of the language from those who changed the meaning of the word "literally" so that it now also means "figuratively."

What's that extra "B" for?