Too soon, too soon!

Good on 'em.

Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

Sell a few thousand newspapers and mebbe you can buy another.

The horror…

One at a time, c'mon!

Never watched Girls, but this dog situation kinda bothered me. And I don't even like dogs much. Weird!

Idiot kid, puking loudly is for adults!

*Chris Christie shrugs, eats a live baby*

The fuckin' garbage writes itself.

Aw, cool, Springsteen's The River just came on the radio. Why hasn't Springsteen been on the Simpsons? C'mon, get it together, dipshits.

Damn, you're going dark today. I like it.

Why don't you go play stick n' hoop, might make ya feel betta, sonny

Uh-oh, it's happening again.

You just wait and see!

You're not alone. Overrated as all hell.

It was OK. That Identity Thief movie I found oddly charming. Although I was pretty darn high.

Rolling around in a pile of money, laughing maniacally!

That moon faced boy is gonna sit on the Iron Throne, I tell ya!

The newer episodes are far better. Really edgy, smart and so, so funny.