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Great! So you'll be the homemaker. I'm glad we had this conversation.
The baby doesn't have any severe medical conditions, but I agree. It's crazy but still manageable.
I should be clearer. We adopted him (though the official stuff is still going). My parents, like always, surprised me with the new baby when I came back from a beach trip. By the way, my favorite thing to do now on overnight road trips is to play creepy horror movie music. It makes you look really hard at the spaces…
That's what I keep thinking. But then I remember that SIDS exist and it freaks me out. This kid is like half a healthy baby weight.
…. …..
I am the "I have no idea what I'm doing" dog meme of taking care of kids and yet I'm taking care of a 2-year-old (afternoon babysitting) and premature infant for the next few weeks.
Why do people keep trusting me with their children?
I agree with one of the commenters in that there needs to be more Bedelia and Margot outfits!
As much as I'm happy with Will's decision last season not to go on a continent-wide murder spree with Hannibal, it would have been pretty cool to see Will and Hannibal killing together and being the best of buds.
One of the TVs is unoccupied. Deuces, son.
I have to wait until tomorrow too. Both TVs at my house are taken. What a sad life I lead.
emoticon: smiley face with tongue sticking out in such an uncomfortable manner that the face winces and closes one eye
That awkward moment when your mom and you find a raw pig head in the backseat of her car….
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bongoes doesn't even watch Orphan Black and he is in love with this scene.
Crazy sauce. Why don't you write normal like us?
What? Capital letters?
I need to check Twitter more often.
Sperm bank.