Are those tracks on ice or tracks made out of ice?

Is that the one with the little go karts? I think I played one of those games before. Those are so haaaaaaard. I kept falling off stuff. Why is everything so slippery?

Eat my grits, Trebek.

Child Kidnapping

I'M TAKING THE SYSTEM DOWN! Damn those fat cats.

Whooo! How much money do I win?

I've never been to Disneyland or World but… Tea Cups.

I got confused and thought that the Honey, I Shrunk the Kids playground was a tiiiiiinnnyy playground that you peered into and that was the attraction.

First of all, he really pops.

You see "butts" everywhere.

http://bunkstrutts.files.wo…

David doesn't like those silly pet names and going to the vet. He requests that you cease this habit of yours.

I accept but only if I get paid in anti-itch cream. Cuts out the middleman.

Awwww. Why not? You're already a huge Nazi

He's so adorable!…. *clears throat* He is a very handsome young man.

6. That corpse in the closet isn't pregnant either. Not from lack of trying.

Well, time to re-record everything.

I don't need to go now. Sometimes I need to pee when I get excited.

I DRANK SO MUCH SWEET TEA! I'm going mad!

Just like one of the last times we were about to reach a milestone, I WILL NOT use the bathroom until we reach 20K… Dang. I kinda wanna go now.