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Awwwww. At least he'll die in a few years. That's a lovely thought

awwwww That's going to be in our wedding toast.

To be fair, I would probably tell him the same thing, but my computer doesn't pick up any sound from his microphone. I think it's the software.

His voice is excellent. He likes to listen to stuff while we're on skype, and he's told me a few times to mute my microphone. After a while, it becomes instinctual to mute the microphone.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! I would sing with it on, but usually, you prefer for skype to be on mute. I don't care about keeping it on mute or not.

How is that even a discussion? I am the VERY PLEASANT TO BE AROUND, DIPWAD!

tl;dr Narwhal has every Madonna album and finds comfort in the joy of others.

I was merely suggesting a topic of discussion.

Excellent to hear. Take this prescription, and come back next week.

That's good. And how does that make you feel?

I would actually be pretty okay with seeing Wes Anderson's version of Batman. It would probably end up being very Owen Wilson from The Royal Tenenbaums.

Talk about your farts. Poop as well. I think we'd all enjoy discussing this.

farts

DON'T DIE ON ME! Fuck it. Get me to defibrillator, stat!

Your personality is similar to a cat anyways. I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU

Too late. You already said you'd be my cat husband.

Hot virgins, man. They always get you.

GOOD BURGER!

Don't judge.