dismyburnerbae
DisMyBurnerBae
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This can be solved by “drill baby drill” and “big beautiful coal” according to the GOP.

Good luck racking up a respectable body count w/ a friggin pump action shotty LMAO, n00b. Does he even have level 3 gun training?

The obvious thing that the S.A. guy eventually got to was of course the scale calibration was off. Same thing happens in my Dr.’s office, the scale is over by about 30-50lbs, my appointments must be right before calibration-day.

I have to agree if JH isn’t doing cool dribbles, but instead doing all that whip-my-hair stuff, I can’t hang. I’d rather watch LBJ travel or IT carry the ball.

Dat struggle is real doe

I would like to warn everyone of the infectious virus that S.H. Sanders has: Saying the world “Again” as a preface to answering questions, despite it being the first time the question was posed!

Lesson 3 is “keep the golf clubs in the car”

Why isn’t that free offer for a prostate exam subject posted on KINJA Deals???

Just another victim... of daylight savings time!

“I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

That Ball-Bearing commercial is legendary! I remember it like it was yesterday, and the fact that you dug it up gives me “internet wood”. Except, now it’s tainted with Trump and I can’t even look at it anymore.

Pigeons are the perfect analog for humans. Adaptable, gross, so horny they will fuck in front of anyone in the park, and will eat anything when drunk and keep on keepin on despite some missing foot that they can’t remember how it happened...

In our fucking dreams.

I grew up in the hood, but loved watching nature. One of my least favorite spectacles that I could not look away from was a few pigeons, and invasive Euro-trash Starlings wrecking the shit out of a discarded chicken wing from the shitty brewpub. Gave me flashbacks to David Attenborough narrating the chimps feasting on

InB4 the neckbeards personally attack Charles and spout bs about having some agenda...

You do realize that critiquing something doesn’t mean you don’t “realize it” right?

This is the comment that should be at the top, WTF KINJA?

Way to attack the author bro, especially with a baseless hot take like that.

It look like a turd, the trailer is awful. I have no skin in the game either but the trailer conveys that this will be a standard boy-hero saves the world, and looks at stuff plot to it.

Thank you Steven Spielberg’s intern!