So I guess everyone that cringed when they heard Zach Snyder was going to be the architect of the DCCU can be assures it’s a Snyder-brand Hot Mess.

I am always astounded when stuff like that happens on movies. Is everyone involved with the moviemaking process completely computer illiterate?

I’m with you. all hope was lost the second I heard Snyder was doing it and the trailers looked awful.

“Jesse Eisenberg: The Guy We Get Because We Can’t Afford Michael Cera”

You forgot (3) Zach Snyder made it, so we know exactly the tone it’s going to take. Grimandgritty all the way.

My rule of thumb for trailers is that the trailer is the best two minutes the movie has to offer. It’s a highlight reel.

FA is for military hardware.

I think we all remember that the theme of the comic was “dude, superheroes are totally badass!”

Jeeze yes. The main source of my Costco rage is because of those yokels that seem totally oblivious to the fact that there are other people in the store trying to take care of business. “I’ll just park my cart right in the middle of the aisle while I wader over to get some of this here hummus stuff.” The worst is…

The best thing to do is buy a sampler pack from Amazon. You’ll get a bunch of different kinds of blades in little five packs and you can see what works best for you.

The best thing to do is buy a sampler pack from Amazon. You’ll get a bunch of different kinds of blades in little…

That’s a good point — if you can get there right as they open you’ll be getting out before the churchies get there.

I used to get razor burn ALL THE TIME with modern razors but nothing with a safety razor.

I used to get razor burn ALL THE TIME with modern razors but nothing with a safety razor.

Never go on Sunday morning if you value your sanity. Sunday mornings post-church is awful.

Agreed. Safety razors aren’t near as hard to use as people make them out to be.

Agreed. Safety razors aren’t near as hard to use as people make them out to be.

That’s the thing that a lot of people miss: Moore said in an interview that he based Veidt on Live Aid-era Bob Geldof (sorry if you don’t get the reference, kids) and he turns out to be the worst of them all.

I agree. I think Snyder learned the exact wrong lesson from Watchmen. While Moore’s point is basically “you’d have to be really screwed up to be a superhero” Snyder made it into “isn’t it super badass to be a really violent superhero?”

There were a few things I didn’t especially care for:

In that Madame Gao is (probably) Crane Mother? Yeah.

Agreed. If you’re in a public stall for more than five minutes, you need to start eating more fiber or something.

Also, chicks would just spend their money on high heels and you can’t run in those.