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hahahahaha, that’s funny! hey, wait...

“We don’t know why exactly the Carters didn’t attend Kimye’s wedding, but most reputable sources point to the fact that they didn’t want to be filmed or involved in madness of the E! circus and also that neither is a huge fan of Kim. [Period. End of Sentence.]”

My favourite is “it is in my heart to forgive. I will keep her in my prayers” re Christina Aguilera saying in an interview that Mariah was rude to her.

YOU’RE ARE SO MISGUIDED THAT I DON’T EVEN THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

That’s actually nice. Should be a real boon to her career.

The Carters were in Florence for the wedding of billionaire hedge fund executive Noam Gottesman and Biance Dueñass, director of sales for Reed Krakoff.

Let us never forget the glory of Mimi shade

Oh, honey...

He’s rhyming words with themselves. Those aren’t even decent rhymes, let alone legitimate shade.

Now, I don’t actually think this was wholly deliberate shade—I doubt that the Carters attended this wedding specifically to throw shade at Kim and Kanye—but the impact was felt nonetheless.

You don’t get a whole lot of choice when searching Google Images for “Biblical traffic jams”.

Hydraulics are just a car’s way of twerking.

A honda civic is exactly the same as a g-string.

Right wtf is this. “We banned women from driving, but it’s not like when those Muslims do it!”

We happen to believe that driving is a high-pressured activity where our values maybe compromised by exposure to selfishness, road-rage, bad language and other inappropriate behaviour.

The flavors are all pralines and dick, apparently.

And Esther better be walking her way to Ahasuerus to beg him not to kill all her people.

Judith is still allowed to decapitate Holofernes, but G-d forbid she drives to the Assyrian camp.

When are women going to ban men from telling women what the fuck they can and cannot do. That's what I want to know.