Still would.

Ben Ghazi

Sanderson Poe

So did Colin Powell

It's the raised eyebrow of a Texas oilman's wife, when the county sheriff drives up to her rambling ranch-style mansion, asking where her husband's at, and, as she kicks a little more dirt onto the slightly raised mound of fresh soil at her feet, asks the sheriff if he'd like to come in for a little drink.

I'm always keeping up the plane with my thoughts too. Someone has to do it.

Mark, I cannot fall asleep on a plane because I believe my worry helps keep it aloft.

A buzz went around the plane that he had been restrained and we were all, "Fantastic. Good. Happy about that."

Reminds me of 21 Jump Street (movie).

"because evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future"

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

These are the people that shoot their fathers for cutting their allowances.

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.

Now all they need to do is get rid of Piper.

There's so much more that makes a powerful woman in our culture today... What they're promoting is reproductive bondage."

The only people who like him are 24-year-old white guys.

There are two things I hate in life: ironic covers to hip hop songs and ukeleles. So I think I'll just stay away from this guy.

I truly, honestly gave him a chance because he's so popular. I wanted to like him, I like dudes who play acoustic guitar. Ben Gibbard is my favorite musician. But Ed Sheehan sucks ass. He sucks so much ass. His lyrics are the pop equivalent of modern country: mindless bullshit that you only listen to because you are…