it only took 1.5 sec in my case - one second to understand wtf i was seeing, and .5 to close the window. *shudder* indeed!

Tell me Fallon isn’t behind this..

I am forever ruined. Thanks Obama Goatse!

Clearly, our TSA has us covered. Not a worry, folks, keep moving.

Didn’t they implement something like this in a few US airports during the last outbreak? I thought Dulles and maybe a few others had scanning procedures for flights coming in from “outbreak regions”.. in any case, pretty damn foreboding.

Now we’re talking! Well plaid, Pop!

Jesus. That lead image gives me the heebejeebies!

#Lame #280JustMakesMoreSense

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Darn - color me disappointed, but not surprised. This was a good chance for you to practice intellectual discourse. Failure is not negative in the warm, fuzzy, digital cloud that is Kinja - it’s simply a learning opportunity. As a bonus, you had the opportunity to practice positive engagement, without the…

Almost. The correct vehicular analogy here is “I might as well drive myself to work because the limo service is too expensive - and the driver’s conversation is not as intellectually stimulating as my friends.”

Right. Most theaters around here don’t serve hamburgers, milkshakes, chicken fingers, or $10 Rosemary Popcorn either. Point is that $50 to sit at home and eat/drink all those things is way cheaper than doing the same at a magical theater that serves you.

Yeah, you’re spot on - we definitely looked a little cross-eyed after paying that bill.

Sure! It’s a great concept - a little shelf/table right in front of you, room for the wait staff to walk behind the table and between rows.. Just expect you’ll be overcharged for decidedly mediocre food. But, if you just want to grab a flick, some popcorn, and a few drinks, it’s reasonable imho.

Here’s the skinny - the theater in question is Regal’s Cinebarre. It was a 12 yr old’s birthday party - 5 kids + 2 adults (we went to see The Fifth Wave - which makes this story worse from my chair). This was our first time visiting the Cinebarre - their schtick is that you have a little button that will call a waiter…

Yep, This! 2 kids, me, a hotdog or nachos, popcorn, drinks and candy tops $100 in our neck of the woods. Just took a group of 5 kids and 2 adults to the theater that serves booze and dinner while you watch - dropped $300 between tix, food and a few drinks each. $50 for the fam to hang out in our den, dink and eat what…

hahahahaha. Like “the worlds most popular Gluten Free Beer”. Blech.

Cheers!

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