Tourists MacBook users, man. They’re the worst.

I agree with @BigAsn super duper vehemently. I bought a DJI Phantom 3 Standard for $500 a few weeks ago. Fantastic starter drone. The only reason to talk smack on DJI is if you don’t have $500, or have much more than $500. In either case, the haters can suck it. Super funtime great enjoyment being had by all.

I get the paranoia - it’s founded. But let’s be clear here - Snowden uncovered a complete lack of due diligence in a massive data gathering scheme. If this was a situation whereby Apple was asked to provide a perpetual backdoor that the FBI could use whenever they wanted, without oversight, then yes - your point would…

Fucking voice of reason. About time. Thank you!

Uhg - this argument is driving me crazy! I totally agree with Diviance here. It seems to me that 1) Apple has the ability to unlock this phone, and 2) Apple has the ability to unlock this phone without handing a perpetual backdoor solution to the FBI. The underlying issue here - I think - is “I don’t trust the FBI to…

As the parent of a hoverboarding youth, all I can say is: “Whatever The Fuck It Takes.”

But Kanye gonna shake.. shake it off.. shake it off (woo hoo hoo).

Good fun for the whole family - try it!

Lots of buffering. Kind of nice, actually.

“Very promising” - Director of Bong R&D, #311 Cheyenne Arapahoe - University of Colorado

Dude! DUDE!! Put your pants back on! No, I’m not kidding - I’m really need a bigger hard drive!

Well said, Matt. Our privileged kid got one for Christmas and, guess what - they are fucking awesome. If you hold your hand just right and block out the board, he certainly appears to be hovering to and fro.

..and just when we had finally recovered from the 80s.

Awesome. Now, can I PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE GREYS?

These look like European socks to me.

“Goddamit, Magma - can’t you read?!? The sign clearly says No Smoking!”

My reaction to this well-written (as per usual) piece: “ST-TNG was on during Reagan’s reign? Holy what-the-what, I’m a goddam dinosaur!”

Apropos - I meant to post this here, but attached it to your other reply - it works in both cases. Full stop.