I sincerely hope this young Clowney has initiated a real change in the way we look at college athletics. He's no slave. These guys need another Marvin Miller.

It would be neat to see this applied to all-time good/bad teams.

6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory)

Were gonna get get get you drunk,
Three and out, watch us punt
Check it out

I guess this is that "places you don't talk about at parties" stuff. The confluence of military bravado and the intrusion of the bright light of inclusion are gonna make for some odd conflicts. Just think about what kind of person/people would rape someone. Now give them a gun.

He was also in "Mandingo". Or rather, "Mandingo" played the parts of others. Sex lady parts. He will be missed.

I think they're just dating at this point.

1, 2, 3 and to the four,
After a minute can't listen any more

How many ex-football players does it take to "analyze" what you've just seen?

Gruden- "I'd like to be in that redskins locker room at halftime"

Gruden- "I'd like to be in that redskins locker room at halftime"

Lets hope that, like Gruden asserts, mike Vick has an injury free season.

Isn't that DJ Dres and Eric?

Those kids of his will get over it. Hearts are like rubber. Right? I mean, they might have been ecstatic to hear the news but hey. Kids?

No, the crushing part is when you realize how much cheerleader nice-nice that dude's gonna get. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh indeed.

God is pissed at the repeated utterance of "watch out for clowney".

NO ONE....circles my scrotum....

"Let the healing begin, Bitches!!!!!" (Drops mic)

"Sloppy Phlebotomists" - my new band

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