All those words, on their own, make perfect sense. But smooshed together, it's all so much prattle. Who won what now? Aggregate googlies?

Touche!

Drinking game: Every time the words "Tony Gonzalez" are not mentioned in tandem with "future Hall of Famer", drink.

Helmet violent kiss

lived and worked with the then-general's staff ....Ahahahaah!!!! I'm so lonely.

Yeah, but.....the dancers! Everyone seems so happy! Angry girlscouts. I expected to see Allison Stoner for some reason.

The main reason being athlete is behind student.

A dramatic come from behind victory.

if that's a gunt, you ain't never been to a walmart in south carolina, you could swim in those mighty crevices

Ha! I saw that too. Talk about undercutting your own pompous prattle! Why would some one waste their time like that if they didnt, deep down, harbor some secret fear of their own sweet longings?

Lighting a bong and putting on "Tarkus" would have been the ne plus ultra.

"....keeps behaving just like my old colleague Jimmy the Greek said they would...."