I assume you think Professor Hulk should have thrown the bench further? 

Well, so I’m tending bar up there at the Land of Always Winter last Tuesday and this little guy’s drinking and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m goin’ crazy out there at the frozen lake.” And I says, “What kind of action?” And he says, “Dragon action. What do I look like?” And I says, “Well what do I…

Hence why he said Marvel movies were the exception. 

Barely an inconvenience.

Why not Best Picture? Why can’t a movie that causes overstuffed theaters to cheer and clap and cry together actually be considered the Best? Does it always have to be some cheesy Victorian drama that no one actually likes?

Firefly and/or Solo should give you enough space heists.

“Is anyone going to stop me listing all the cities I’ve lived in?”

That would have been an awesome way to reboot the character. You see Tom Holland getting dusted in Infinity War, then he’s unsnapped in Endgame and suddenly it’s the kid who played Joffrey.

Yeah, three of them, in fact.

Seriously, their whole time travel explanation was that every movie time travel idea is bullshit. 

I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

I don’t want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we’re going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.

Watching every piece of MCU media would take 12 days and 17 hours.

Ian Fleming had two arms, two legs, and 4 and a half baths.

One of my go-to lines when I’m aware I’m being unreasonably angry about something is “I’LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU IN THE JURY!" regardless of context.

Is it wrong if I read this in Archer’s voice?

1) It really bothers me when people say ‘Iron Man one’ or ‘Thor one’ in reference to the first film in a franchise or series. There is no movie called Iron Man one. It’s just Iron Man. Say Iron Man. Say it, goddamn you.

Damn, I wish that had been in the film. It adds so much to W’Kabi’s characterisation. I don’t feel like everything he did had to make perfect sense - emotional people often do things that aren’t logical - but it had to have some emotional heft behind it, and this scene gives him that.

Trolligarchy?

This was such a heavy episode, I don’t think I chuckled out loud once until the very end, when I burst out laughing. Bravo, people who make this show.