I used to hate his guts before realizing that he was just an insecure and scared person who put up a really annoying front and was actually okay beneath it.

James Gunn, man. Legendary director.

Who?

OH THIS IS GOING TO OFFEND SOMEONE HERE ON AV CLUB!

If not winning Cards Against Humanity is significantly distressing to you, I just want to point out that there are a lot of decaffeinated brands out there that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Observational evidence contradicts your statement.

Yep. It also won the American Cinema Editors’ award for Best Edited Dramatic Picture of the year, so professional editors clearly thought highly of the work. I’ve heard guesses that it’s mainly on the strength of the final Live Aid sequence, or maybe for the degree of difficulty Ottman had to work with, dealing with…

How exactly does me taking a picture of my food prevent you from enjoying your food?

I can’t BELIEVE you waste 2-5 minutes of your day posting pictures and reviews on restaurant review sites!!! Clearly this is your main hobby, so I’m now very upset.

If the presence of a phone being used to take a picture ruins your meal, you’re too delicate to go out in public.

You just made your point with words, so why would a picture be necessary?

He was talking about the sheep.

That’s racist.

X-Men: Days of Touching Ass.

AND I DON’T EVER WANNA DEEEAL

They’re not vampires and not weekends! What’s next? Werewolf Fortnight?

Don’t take Los Angeles driving directions from anyone who doesn’t call them “The 10", “The 60", “The 710"...

I see you haven’t been to Twerkmenistan yet.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?