In a perfect world, this car will have BMW’s performance, Lexus’s brand image, and Toyota’s reliability.

Tavarish has something for you tomorrow.

Jason this is off topic, but you have to see what oppo member jaxwag3n made

Me too! You would think that I actually know what the hell I am doing

Gotta get that auto-correct fixed, man. Masonry is the art of laying bricks. Mansory is the art of shitting them.

I agree that $1 is WAY too much to ask for a Chrysler Sebring.

Next QOTD: The Ten Best Places In America For CobraJoe To Buy A Car Off Craigslist

Have you been to the UK? It rains here All The Fucking Time.

Bodily fluids.

Another awesome post, marred by poor copy editing/DGAF from Gawker Media...

From this view, it sort of looks like your own personal A-10, minus the firepower...

All 3 of my hydros are psychotically fast, for what they are, for about 1/2 a second. One of mine is this guy’s big brother (another that I own is about the size of what came out of that field and it moves in a hurry too). It should give you an idea of how quickly they can get out of the way if the need arises:

“Don’t put “eyelashes” on your car. Your car is not anthropomorphic. It doesn’t need facial expressions and it doesn’t have eyes.”

Help me OBD1 Kanobi, You’re my only hope...

Oddly enough, my monthly quota of clicks stands at only five. Five clicks. That’s all it takes.

Sign me up as a driver, although not 20 years old, it's 1L, has patina, I can unhook the exhaust at the manifold, & there is no front passenger seat. Lots of leg room around all the trash & work stuff.

Meh... Expensive crappy cars with no character are kind of my thing.

-cestuous

Yeah, well, so are you!

Jason.