To be fair, he might have done all the things you've just described, as you were a punter in the NFL, but dude did get a finger on that ball. It was probably going to miss either way, but it was tipped. 

The team did indeed give the kid a ball.

One time, I washed my head wrong and gave myself a stinger. Getting old sucks.

Just rub some cocaine on it, it'll be fine.

Hey, i found the dude that, while well into adulthood, still attends high school parties to, "spit game at the young hoes"

R. Kelly is trash, and the folks who still support him are trash.

Damnitt that was beautiful. 

Wizards, because they honestly thought Dwight Howard was the missing piece in a weak-ass Eastern Conference. 

Florida. Come for the beaches, stay because you're on probation.

*cracks open beer* Bob McNair? Fuck that guy....

This does need to be in bracket format, kinda like what The Root does. They work with you guys, right?

This is amazing. Bravo

Part of the humor, is it's shitty, low budget nature. But it can be tough sledding if you were expecting something more animated. 

Untill I see some results, I have no faith that any of these people will vote against their privilege and racial fears. I also have no faith that the greater population took any ownership for their role in electing trump due to their staying at home, or protest voting for jill fucking stein. 

Fair assessment. I may have jumped the gun on that. I apologize for my rash behavior. 

That is sadder than hell

I guess not enough of their ancestors were terrorized over the years to make voting worth it. Must be nice.

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Kids in Baltimore schools were literally freezing in their classrooms while that knuckle fuck hogan touts school spending. Also, his first year he took 20m from the schools to build a youth detention center. Fuck him.

The passing game in the NFL is like sex, Winston is gonna force it everytime he gets a chance.