Next up: A slideshow of the top 10 sass moments on Kotaku.

Great, now I need to change all my passwords.  Thanks.

I feel bad for my parents. I don’t know how many times I forced them to rent The Secret of the Sword. At least it was something both my sister and I could watch!

Even better, if you tie two cats together by the tail you can wield four as catchucks!

Nintendo is the one that decided to give us axes.  That’s all I’m saying.

It’ll get even worse once the rovers gain sentience and start building more.

I’ll have to find and dust off my ColecoVision.

I’m holding out for a Commodore 64 version.

It’s those fate ghost thingies pushing her away.

I’m pretty sure the whole article was written just so that he could make the Baby Shark joke.

It’s really the best way to juice them.

That was my first thought too.

Pack their trunks?

Comments in many, many other threads would suggest otherwise.

Agree with both points.  Mrs. Not So Gently (I may have to rethink what I call her there...) are both there with you though!

I worked at a golf course for a few years, and quite a few have entitlement issues.  I think it’s a combination of your average golfer being about 1000 years old and a Boomer at that, not a great combo.

Amazon ships everywhere, including the past and Alpha Centauri.

Probably the British when they carried off the rest of Egypt’s cultural heritage.

The remarkable thing is that those sticks have been found in sites across the world.  Aliens confirmed.  Where’s the history channel dude?

Possibly, but from what I can tell Disney has asked them to hold off on posting any photos or videos.