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Right next to Paula Jones and Juanita Broaddrick.

If I were the Los Angeles Dodgers I would bring Steve Bartman out of retirement and sit him right behind the Cubs dugout and buy out the whole section. The ultimate troll.

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This is as good a time as any to link to the press conference where a hot tempered Lasorda called out a pair of Padres in an explicit rant after they accused Lasorda of ordering a hit on one of ‘em. I could listen to this rant a million times before it gets old.

I am a family friend (used to date his son) and he is incredibly intelligent. Have you ever heard him when he gives a serious speech? I doubt it. Fucking hoser.

I’ve found the source, and you won’t believe it!!! #clickbait

Kid’s middle name is “Lee,” so he probably is dead.

Keep it up Tavarish, love to see the tasteful, yet subtle mods to a car done to a Vantage.

What the fuck did I just read?

Do less.

This reads a lot better if I pretend it was written by Lewis Black.

The fuck?

good to know.

Q: What do the Last Supper and the Arizona Fall League have in common?

a strategic shift to green vehicles and digital services

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

here we go, got anymore of those? Let it all out

“Thats gotta be one charmin’ motherfucker. I mean way more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres.”

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

Ken Starr: “What I think about this float is...” *looks at publicist* “Is it ok if I have thoughts on this? It isn’t? End this? Ok.””...I have to end this post now unfortunately.”