New York City cops, New York City cops, New York City cops, ain’t too smart.

Protip, Billy:

He shouldn’t even try to touch the ball. It was a great touch from Nkunku and he absolutely deserved that goal. He’s a youngster with great potential and Choupo Moting selfishly decided the kid should get fucked and screwed out of a clear goal.

That’s why these poseurs will never win the UCL.

Whiskey dick is also a bastard

Why not both?

Front running COTY candidate?

50 minutes per episode? Are these guys mad? Why would anyone want to watch a Twilight Zone episode that’s the length of a Narcos, Breaking Bad or Black Mirror episode? Are producers, in general, even trying at this point to churn out good television? It’s picking up a great concept and shitting all over it, putting a…

So, a 4k+ word post to serve as a template on how you get your own template for third-party longreads, so that you can later create copy whining about sponcon?

Too bad this reasoning wasn’t on anyone’s head at the time of the Hulk Hogan sex tape release

Well, didn’t he penetrate this, though?

So, you’re complaining about a 1,700 word article by posting your own 1,500 word blog post?

Investing assets and cap space in the O-line is the most sensible thing any GM can do. The O-line is not sexy, watching it is not what passes as ‘fun’ for Deadspin writers and surely writing about it is probably anathema for anyone who isn’t a former lineman or a bona fides football analyst.

Blue passes successful, red passes incomplete. Plus, longer blue passes mean longer completions and that may have been instrumental in picking apart defensive lines and/or create through on goal scoring opportunities. Back passes may not be bad, depending on the situation, but this chart doesn’t tell you that, nor the…

Then it should have been Mr. Big Cheque, which is the correct spelling.

I mean, the minute the guy shows up for training camp in a goddamn helicopter, you knew the guy is not right in the head. He invites controversy with his actions. I don’t think that type of shit will fly with the Patriots, which are the only true contender in the AFC. The Chiefs have no cap space.

I’m the guy who kind of likes reading the tabloid headlines, considering buying a candy bar, and chatting with a friendly rep.

Relax, everything will be fine. You need to trust the medical staff of your hospital but also know your rights and when to exercise them. Keep someone with you at all times - either your partner, a next of kin, or a friend who has gone through this.

Kinda like the Condé Nast guy was also a public figure, right? And this meant he was fair game to be outed by Jordan Sargent, right? Right?

Kyrgios is a dipshit that hasn’t won anything of relevance, yet the backbending here to defend a middling player in terms of ranking is mind boggling.